Thursday, January 29, 2009

House for Sale

Mine, actually. Never have I felt so violated! Those of you who know me well, know that I am no fan of clutter....on the 'outside'. I am the woman whose home you walk into and think..'how does she keep it this clean with three small children?" (ok, it's not that clean looking most of the time, actually) but here's my secret: JAM-PACKED CLOSETS! Really. It's that simple. In fact I am so disorganized that all my boys (Geoffrey included, much to his dismay) have some obnoxiously long and hideous fingernails currently because I simply don't know where our fingernail clippers are! (why can't they just bite them like the rest of us?) (yes..we DO have more than one pair!) Did I stash them in some drawer? Toss them in the trash?? More than likely yes to both! Yikes! this is confession time here I'm feeling 'freer' already!

so...that's where I've been, lately. Decluttering those closets and searching for nail clippers. I refuse to buy another pair because just after buying another pair of scissors I have found NINE pair of scissors and scissor type product around here in the last week.

Scary stuff, I know. Sorry, ma.

3 comments:

Christie said...

I feel your pain, but I do believe that my mess is FAR FAR Larger then yours. FAR!!! Oh dear, it gives me anxiety just thinking about it

Keri said...

you are too cute my dear and totally, absolutely hilarious.....just reading your words makes me smile and chuckle! I just hate how little I have seen you over the past 4 years - YIKES!!! Where does time go, and now, you are headed to Montana....I can't imagine how excited your family all is.....and by the way, your house, cluttered if it is, is adorable! Love ya, Keri

Cory said...

You could add dog pee to your list if you live in my house! Love you girl.